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Duke Nukem Forever has changed its release date from “when it’s done” to “done with it”. Fans haven’t stop posting since the news broke out. These are the highlights of an online conversation:

Dude 1:

QUAKE was always better than Duke

Dude 2:

At least Duke had a theme going instead of mixing all kinds of crazy shit at random (samurai sword guys, soldiers with laser guns, zombies, tar balls, demons, ghosts, lightning-shooting mutant polar bears, wtf)

Dude 1:

Lizards with jetpacks, flying mentalist octopodes, pigs in cop costumes… yeah, totally.

I’ve spent the last couple of days with my 5 year old cousin being my shadow wherever I go; telling me weird stories (theatrics included), shouting and jumping without any apparent reason and playing a little piano that I regret lending to him.

“GIVE HIM A NINTENDO!!!”, I exclaimed in the middle of a nervous breakdown.

It was clear to me why my parents bought me my first console. An easy decision after the amount of pain and sadness I was causing on them. I even used the word “Nintendo” to reference any type of video game console, just like they did.

Luckily, in the end my cousin got his console…

The next step will now involve his parents moaning about how he doesn’t wants to spend more time with the family, but hey, just don’t blame it on the Nintendo.

Merry Christmas to all!