May
13
2009
Duke Nukem Forever: Nuked!
by elioncho
Duke Nukem Forever has changed its release date from “when it’s done” to “done with it”. Fans haven’t stop posting since the news broke out. These are the highlights of an online conversation:
Dude 1:
QUAKE was always better than Duke
Dude 2:
At least Duke had a theme going instead of mixing all kinds of crazy shit at random (samurai sword guys, soldiers with laser guns, zombies, tar balls, demons, ghosts, lightning-shooting mutant polar bears, wtf)
Dude 1:
Lizards with jetpacks, flying mentalist octopodes, pigs in cop costumes… yeah, totally.