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Rumors have spread that TioGus has been going through severe depression over the last couple of days – possibly caused by his current lack of form in Halo 3. In his own words: “Those n00bs are getting better, while I am either getting dumber or older – my reflexes are failing me”. Tiogus is known as VISOR103 in the Halo 3 Multiplayer world. A promising young champ, he boasted a 1.38 Kill/Death ratio one month ago but now, with his ratio decreasing day by day (it is 1.34 as of this writing) he claims that “I’m a mere reflection of my former self” and that “I went from being a young champ to an old chump“. A recent incident intensified his depression situation. On Sunday night TioGus played a multiplayer match with his friends against some other opponents online. The map of choice was FOUNDRY. After getting completely annihilated, TioGus checked his stats at the end of the game: his spread was -9, which meant 3 kills, 12 deaths. He stood up from the couch in a dejected fashion and went to get something from the fridge – most likely a 4 day old pizza slice. While this was happening, one of his friends came down from his room in order to monitor the Halo 3 games and after looking at the stats, the “-9″ spread caught his attention. He laughed in astonishment “Wow, who was that, was it VISOR103?”. One of his other friends (shehryarr) muttered “That was not VISOR103, that was his shadow”. Unbeknownst to shehryarr, TioGus had been eavesdropping the conversation from the moment it began , and, after hearing this disheartening comment, ran up the stairs and seconds later a door was shut violently. He came out of the room 2 hours later with puffy eyes to announce his immediate retirement from Halo 3.

In honor of VISOR103 and his accomplishments, this weekend a farewell/exhibition match will take place. This event will encompass a medley of Halo 3 games, including the famous INFECTION on GUARDIAN, one of TioGus’s favorites. Everybody who wants to play is welcome. In the meantime, TioGus would like to thank the following Halo 3 players for their support over the last couple of months:

• shehryarr
• avaes
• culturedGorilla
• RUB114
• hchu401
• XpAnDeR101